I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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