That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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