Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Randomize