he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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