i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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