So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
it's great music for shaving your balls
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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