Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
