'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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