I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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