I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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