im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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