I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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