I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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