People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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