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say what?
wanna hang out?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm too high and old for this...
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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