Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
The feeling are messing with the penis
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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