sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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