I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I think your dad took our porno
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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