:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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