She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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