Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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