nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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