i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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