BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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