you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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