Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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