I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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