you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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