how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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