let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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