just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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