YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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