Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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