69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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