Your mouth is God's brothel.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
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sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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