the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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