is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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