you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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