but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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