So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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