Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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