new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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