Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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