I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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