whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
P.S. I can't hear my feet
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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