would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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