I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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