what if I'm pregnant?
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Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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