Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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