I never want to see another naked old woman again.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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