our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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