It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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