i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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