ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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