gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
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The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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