Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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