we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Operation Purity has been aborted
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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